You’ve just been chinesed.
Chinesed Cat did not choose the hat. The hat chose the cat. Now the cat chooses you. Get your photo chinesed, crack a fortune cookie, learn the cat’s Mandarin.
三 phases of chinesing.
It happens to everyone eventually.
The hat
A straw hat appears. You did not order it. It fits perfectly.
The moustache
It grows overnight, long and wise. The cat nods. You nod back.
Chinesed
You are calm. You drink tea. You hold. 你刚刚被中国化了.
Everything is chinesed.
Three things you can do right now, right here.
Get your photo chinesed.
Upload a photo or use the cat. Drag the hat, the moustache and the lantern into place, resize, rotate, download. Nothing leaves your device.
Tip: drag items on the picture. Pick an item below to resize it.
Crack the cookie.
One cookie. One fortune. The cat has never been wrong. (The cat has never been checked.)
Tap the cookie
Say it like the cat.
Tap the speaker to hear the word in Mandarin. Your browser does the talking.
The coin of the hat.
Chinesed Cat lives on Solana. Ticker 猫.
New hats, new moustaches and fortunes are posted on X.
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